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When I was just a convent girl I sneaked a cigarette From that first puff forbidden stuff Became my Raison d'ete I asked the Abbess for a light She didn't see the joke. So I burnt the convent to the ground. How's that for Holy Smoke?! Be wary of the femme fatale She has a heart of ice. Her beauty's just her deadly bait She Uses to entice. A poison lies within her eyes And supermen grow weak The honey coating hides a cruel And Masochistic Streak. Age ten I stood before the judge His honour tried to think What cunning guile could best restyle This juvenile delinque But he annulled when I appealed And called him to the bar And there I got him roaring drunk So I could steal his car Be wary of etc..... My teenage years? Well booze and fags Were food and drink by then. But be assured such kid's stuff bored When I discovered men. Abd from that day I've milked 'em dry For anything I lack. So, what you got to offer boys? I'm yours - but watch your back! Be wary of etc....